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Jokes For The Week
Raunchy TruckersA Schneider driver was broke down on the side of the road, and here comes J.B. Hunt, pulls up behind the Schn [...]
President Bill Clinton visits Pearly Gates
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "It's me, Bil [...]
Winning Nobel prize
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. [...]
Blonde Painting
One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants to make some money so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods. She rings the door bell and says, "HI, is there anything I could do for your house or [...]
Happy Butt
It was this little girl's first day of school and the teacher asked her what her name was and she replied, "Happy Butt." The teacher said, "Honey I don't think that's your name you need to go to the principal's [...]
Business one-liners 19
Common sense is not so common. Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough. - Descartes, 1637 Communication with the dead is only a little more difficu [...]
Plane's terrorist
A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger. The passenger happens to be [...]
Windows
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wonde [...]