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Jokes For The Week
Redneck In FranceA redneck is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really [...]
Finding Danny
"Oh, no!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anythin [...]
What is the time?
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. Unfortunately, his [...]
The Redneck Oil Change Checklist
1. Go to O'Reillys auto parts and write a check for $50 dollars for oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and scented tree. 2. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it back to O'R [...]
Dictionary for women
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-qu [...]
Did you see that?
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" "No," the second guy says. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says. "Oh," says the second guy. A couple of [...]
Buying a Horse
Lil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, " [...]
What is it like to you?
Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you? God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny? God: Just a second. [...]