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A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy
A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy... In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. 98.8% of the respondents said that a woman's u View all
Advantage: Woman!
Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our View all
Because I'm a Guy!
Because I'm a Guy... ...I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I'll miss a whole show looking for it, though one View all
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women: ~ Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some. ~ You won't get arrested for trying to buy coffee at 3 AM. ~ Coffee never View all
College Courses for Women
1...Silence, the final frontier - Where no woman has gone before. 2...The undiscovered side of Banking - How to make deposits. 3...Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome - You don View all
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES? NEITHER, THEY ARE BOTH STUCK UP CUNTS. View all
Dictionary for women
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled ove View all
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he created woman first, but with three boobs God: So now that you are here how do you feel about yoursel View all
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend View all
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn't it be great if men were made by Kodak! They would automatically shut off when they weren't being used. You wouldn't have to wait for them to recharge after each shot. T View all
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