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The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and *splat!*... he flattened the cat. View all
A bunch of better idiots!
These "Weird Reference Questions" are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are real and provide proof that a "better idiot" can be invented. "Do you have a View all
A few way to handle stress!
Stressed out...try some of these relaxing tidbits :) 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out. (This one is great to teach neices and nephews!) 2. Us View all
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his View all
At the shoe store...
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk. "Well they feel a bit tight," replies the man. The assistant promptly b View all
Bored? Try these!
Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do is read this list and Rock-N-Roll! WARNING: Some of these may result in people chasing you. Always wear tennis View all
Cat Food
One day a woman goes to the market to search around for her daily needs. Eventually the woman comes up toward the cashier. The cashier, knowing the woman well, begins to check off View all
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college President, "you already make more View all
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts...courtesy of real idiots. *** ( Oops! My brain just hit a bad sector. ) Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? A. No, I said he was sh View all
Crime=Idiots=Don't Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the thief's description and drove him back to the scene. He was told to exit the car and fac View all
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