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Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease
5. You never have to watch reruns on television. 4. You are always meeting new people. 3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse. 2. You can h View all
I have good news and bad news
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad ne View all
Is she feeling any better?
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet. View all
The prison hospital
Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place! Doctor: I am, View all
What should I do then?
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell! View all
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