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The Magician and the Parrot
There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good. He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, ''It's in his sleeve!'' Th View all
The Rabbit and The Bear
A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he has lived all his life and into a real forest. Since he lived in the magical forest he has magical powers. He sees a bear chasing View all
The Repair Man
A little old lady called up Jim to fit her new washing machine. "But I won't be in while you're there so I'll leave the door unlocked. Just don't talk to the parrot and the dog View all
The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. So one day the wife View all
Thee You In The Moth Pit
Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs! View all
These chickens want books
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...an View all
They're boasting about race records
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last View all
Three Drunk Men
These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before. The first guy said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home an View all
Three Nuns and a Parrot
Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day. On the way they would pass a house where a parrot lived. The parrot would call out three colors every time the nuns View all
Vampire Blood Bath
Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived in a cave outside of a big city. One night, one said to a another, ?I'm so hungry. I'm going to go get something.? ?No don View all
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