Current Joke Count : 1670
People are stupid
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking, when George W. said, "I hate all the dumb George W. jokes people tell about me." Wise Old Cheney, feeling sor View all
Plane's terrorist
A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenge View all
President Bill Clinton visits Pearly Gates
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "It's me, Bill Clinton". "What bad things did you do on Earth?" Clinton thoug View all
President Carter's "funny" joke
In an interview with David Letterman, Carter passed along an anecdote of a translation problem in Japan. Carter was speaking at a business lunch in Tokyo, where he decided to open View all
President Clinton meets some voters
President Clinton is shaking hands with the voters after being elected for the second time. "Pleased to meet you," says one old man, "I've heard a lot about you in the past few View all
President precedent
Difference Between a Bad *President* and a Bad *Precedent* ... BAD *PRECEDENT: Tipper: "How does it feel to be the big man, Hon?" Al: "Well Tip, it took 17 lawsuits and 18 View all
Purchasing new brains
A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I. View all
Republicans Democrats
The difference between Republicans & Democrats A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The republican gave the homeless View all
Research Bush
A researcher called G. W. Bush house in Austin. G. W was sleeping in late and was awaken by the call. He was half-asleep when he answered the phone. Researcher: Excuse me, View all
Short laughs & quips
Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't. There's one thing the Democrats and Republicans share in common: Our money. ...Veni, Vedi, Clinti--I cam View all
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