A nun and a priest are playing golf. On her first shot, the nun hits a hole in one. When it's the priest's turn, he hits it into the woods. The priest says, "Dammit I missed!". The nun says, "Father, don't talk like that!".
On the priests next turn, the ball goes into the pond. He says, " Dammit, I missed!" The nun says, " father hopefully god will forgive you for your sin." On the priest's next shot he hits it up and it lands back in the pond. He says, "Dammit I missed!"
The nun says, "Father! God will truly punish you for your sin!"

As the nun and the priest are walking back to the convent the sky grows dark. Then there is a clap of thunder and lighting hits the nun. A booming voice from above says, "Dammit, I missed!"

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