One day a young native american boy goes up to his father and asks, "Daddy, how are children named?"
The father replies, " Well, son sometimes children are named after plants or animals for example your sister Sunflower was named after the beauty of a sunflower. Or someone can be named after a force of nature, like your brother Thundercloud, for example."
The boy asks, " Are there any other ways children can be named? "
" Well," the father replies, " a child can be named after the first thing his parents see after he is born. Why do you ask, Twodogsfucking?"

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