A little old lady called up Jim to fit her new washing machine.

"But I won't be in while you're there so I'll leave the door unlocked. Just don't talk to the parrot and the dog will be fine."

Puzzled, Jim came to her house where the door swung open and he wheeled in the dishwasher. He gulped.

A fat bull terrier was in its basket, teeth beared, it softly growling, but only stared at him. Next to it was a parrot making a hell of a racket. Assured that he was safe, Jim begin fitting the dish-washer but the parrot got louder and faster until he couldn't take it.

"Shut the hell up, you git!!" he screamed.

"Get 'im, Spike."

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