One day a woman goes to the market to search around for her daily needs. Eventually the woman comes up toward the cashier. The cashier, knowing the woman well, begins to check off all the items and notices a very odd item that she bought.

"Why did you buy cat food today? I thought you didn't have a cat." pondered the cashier.

"Oh, well you see my husband recently began to enjoy cat food. How odd it is... he likes it so I buy it for him."

The cashier shakes her head in dissagreement stating slightly "that food will kill him you know". The costumer dissagreed and just walked away.


A few weeks later the costomer comes back. Again, she gathers all her needs and trots her way up to the cashier.

"Well I heard that your husband died... I realise that this may be mean, but, I told you that the cat food would kill him," Stated the Cashier.

The woman smiled a little and replied,"Oh, it wasn't the cat food that killed him. It was because he tried to lick his own ass."

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