As God finished making Earth, he noticed he had two more gifts to give.
"Adam, Eve!" He called.
Adam and Eve ran towards Him.
"Yes, God?"
"I have two more gifts to give, and so I shall give one to each of you."
They nodded their heads, eager to recieve their gifts.
"Alright," he said, "The first gift is a special thing that lets you pee while standing up." God said.
"Ooooh, I want it, I want it!!!" Adam cried, thrusting his hand up in the air.
"Ok," God said, as Adam ran off to write his name in the sand with his new gift.
"Oh well. So, God, what's my gift?" Eve asked.
And God replied, "Brains."

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