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Blonde Jokes >> Blonde in a Hailstorm (Hutzler)

A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with small dents, so the next day she took it to a repair
shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all
the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing
into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still
nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you
doing?"

The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the
tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Its blondes like you that give us a bad name and make others laugh and make fun of us... HELLLLOOO ... Don't you gotta roll up
the windowwwws first???"

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