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Jokes For The Week

Ethnic Goldmine!
There is a big controversy these days concerning when life begins. In Jewish tradition the fetus is not consid  [...]

Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women? Because women have four lips and men h  [...]

Bullfight Buffet
A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specia  [...]

Where you reside
...This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had with his young daughter, just a bit over 2 years old. They were discussing geography and... "Where does mommy  [...]

Want to be healed?
Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back p  [...]

A seal visits a local bar
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?" The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."   [...]

Clinton one-liners
Clinton and Gore: They have what it takes to take what you've got! "Carter is no longer the worst U.S. President" "I am Clinton of Borg. Your incomes will be assimilated." Thank you, Bill Clinton, for   [...]

Weird Names
One day a little boy asked his father, "how come you named my sister Running Dear?" So the father answerd his question and said, "when your sister was born I couldn't think of a name so I looked out the wind  [...]