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Jokes For The Week
Fixing an ailmentIn Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it's most reformed patients and question [...]
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer: Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my [...]
Urgent Call
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of u [...]
Men - Ya just can't win!
IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUY Pity us men......... If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy. [...]
DUMB Questions Part 4!
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders? Whatever happened to preparations A through G? When cheese gets its picture taken, what [...]
Why Am I So Special, Pa?
"How was your first day in third grade, Johnny?" asked his father. "Good," said Johnny. "The teacher asked each of us to count to 100. Some kids couldn't get past 30, but I made all the way to 100 without a [...]
Practicing Art
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell are you doing? [...]
Redneck In France
A redneck is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet one. But try as he might, the women don't seem to be at all interested. Finally, as a [...]