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Jokes For The Week
Collection 04I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think you should live for the moment. But [...]
Modem Addiction
"Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over $450?" my wife scolded me in her harshest, my-h [...]
I just ate those peanuts
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a ch [...]
How To Lose Weight
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at l [...]
Lawyer's Contribution
At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer in the whole town hadn't made a contribution. This guy was making about $600,000 a year so the volunteer thoug [...]
Arriving home very drunk
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home." The man tak [...]
Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease
5. You never have to watch reruns on television. 4. You are always meeting new people. 3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse. 2. You can hide your own Easter eggs. 1 [...]
The Presidential watches
A man goes to a jewelry store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called "the George Bush Watch" and asks the sales clerk why there are no hands. The sales clerk says--"you are suppose to read his lips" [...]