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Jokes For The Week
New course for men!A new two year degree is being offered at Life University... Becoming a Real Man! That's right, in just si [...]
Old MacDonald
Two redneck college football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on aca [...]
Dogs And Lawyers
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer getting hit by a car and a dog getting hit by a car? A: There's s [...]
The "Polish Virus".
You have just received the "POLISH VIRUS!" As we don't have any programming experience,this Virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this virus [...]
Some very common traits in two drunks
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the s [...]
Men's Thesaurus
The new Men's Thesaurus - on sale now at your local book stores!: "I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim [...]
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink... GIRL : Why not ?? BOY : I'm broke. BOY : May I hold your hand?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?? BO [...]
Bad luck finding a place to hide
A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I can't even see straight." The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse [...]